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(b. 1935) - American Oscar winning film director, writer, actor.
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The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
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My problems all started with my early education. I went to a school for mentally disturbed teachers.
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And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room.
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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
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Getting Even, 'My Philosophy'
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