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Joey Adams Quotes |
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(1911 - 1999) - American comedian, author, columnist.
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In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
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If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
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Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs.
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People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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