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(1936 - 2005) - Irish comedian.
If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.
We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A clock.
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