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 Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
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Jerry Seinfield |
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Spike Milligan |
If you look like your passport photo you're too ill to travel.
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Joe Pasquale |
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
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Tim Allen |
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