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 Americans like fat books and thin women.
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Russell Baker |
The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.
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King Edward VIII |
I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
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Yakov Smirnoff |
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the martest race of people on Earth.
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Will Rogers |
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions.
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George Carlin (Napalm and Silly Putty, 2001) |
Never criticise Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy.
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Miles Kington |
Americans are like a rich father who wishes he knew how to give his son the hardships that made him rich.
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Robert Frost |
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
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Bill Vaughan |
On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't he said, 'Do you mind if I mug you here?'
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Paul Merton |
The sun shone all day, but the people were boring as hell.
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Kim Catrall (commenting on her desire to leave California) |
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