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 What do you think of this? According to a sports illustrated poll, 30% of male reads said they would rather watch a big playoff game than have sex. The other 70 said "hey that’s why they have half time."
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Jay Leno |
Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.
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Frank Gifford |
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
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Erma Bombeck |
Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.
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George Will |
The NFL, like life, is full of idiots.
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Randy Cross |
A tie is like kissing your sister.
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Duffy Daugherty |
Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
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Duffy Daugherty |
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