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| Alcohol Quotes |
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 Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.
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Jean Kerr |
I was court-ordered to Alcoholics Anonymous on television. Pretty much blows the hell out of the second A, wouldn't you say?
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Paula Poundstone |
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy.
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Fred Allen |
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collector's and miss.
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Robert A Heinlein |
I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.
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Richard Harris |
The wages of gin is breath.
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Oliver Herford |
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
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Anonymous |
Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity.
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Friedrich Nietzsche |
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