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Email to a friend   Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
-- Mark Twain
Email to a friend   Women are not forgiven for aging. Robert Redford's lines of distinction are my old-age wrinkles.
-- Jane Fonda
Email to a friend   Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
-- Mary Schmich
Email to a friend   It takes a long time to become young.
-- Pablo Picasso
Email to a friend   Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
-- Sam Ewing
Email to a friend   I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
-- Bob Hope
Email to a friend   How young can you die of old age?
-- Steven Wright
Email to a friend   First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
-- Leo Rosenberg
Email to a friend   An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie
Email to a friend   All diseases run into one, old age.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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