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Email to a friend   One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
-- Oscar Wilde
Email to a friend   To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes
Email to a friend   Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
-- George Burns
Email to a friend   By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
-- George Burns
Email to a friend   Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
-- George Burns
Email to a friend   Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
-- Jack Benny
Email to a friend   The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Email to a friend   Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
-- Bill Cosby
Email to a friend   When you become senile, you won't know it.
-- Bill Cosby
Email to a friend   You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
-- Bob Hope
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