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Email to a friend   People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body.
-- Geoffrey Parfitt
Email to a friend   There is absolutely nothing to be said in favour of growing old. There ought to be leglislation against it.
-- Patrick Moore
Email to a friend   The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
-- Lucille Ball (Uncommon Scold, 1989, by A. Adams)
Email to a friend   Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
-- Don Marquis (O Rare Don Marquis, 1962, by E Anthony)
Email to a friend   I'm back... and you knew I was coming. On my way here I passed a cinema with the sign 'The Mummy Returns'.
-- Margaret Thatcher (on campaigning for Conservative William Hague, May 2001)
Email to a friend   Whenever the talk turns to age, I say I am 49 plus VAT.
-- Lionel Blair (The Mail on Sunday, June 1999)
Email to a friend   When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
-- George Burns
Email to a friend   Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.
-- Max Frisch
Email to a friend   A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas'.
-- Claude D. Pepper
Email to a friend   Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.
-- Jonathan Swift
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