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 Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
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Kathy Lette |
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
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Bob Hope |
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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Gracie Allen |
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.
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George Burns (Just you and me Kid, 1979) |
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
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Sir Norman Wisdom |
Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late.
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Mike Tyson |
I'm affectionately known by Elton John as either Sylvia Disc or the Bionic Christian.
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Sir Cliff Richard |
You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
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John Mendoza |
As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.
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Carrie Fisher |
As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.
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Robert Quillen |
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