[On Clint Eastwood running for Mayor] What makes him think a middle-aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?
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Ronald Reagan
An open marriage is nature's way of telling you that you need a divorce.
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Ann Landers
The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
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Conan OBrien
I used so much hairspray that I feel personally responsible for global warming.
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Dusty Springfield
I’ve never been to an Al-Qaeda Christmas party, but I have seen the invites. No music, no dancing, but we promise the fastest game of pass the parcel you’ve ever seen.
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Omid Djalili
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