A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
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Demetri Martin
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
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Demetri Martin
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
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Demetri Martin
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Bill Cosby
If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.
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Dave Allen
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